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Alphabetti Theatre is buzzing with theatre, comedy, music, arts and more! Check back here for our most up-to-date listings including Pay What You Feel shows, Accessible shows and Family Friendly events.

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Pray For Me

Saturday 13th December

Be the first to witness the spark of something extraordinary!

Times: 2.00pm and 7.30pm

Age Recommendation: 14+

Price: PWYF - £12

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A Queermas Carol (The Gayest Ghost Story Ever Told)

Wednesday 17th - Saturday 20th December

Bi-Humbug and Gay bless us... everyone!

Times: 7.30pm (2pm Saturday Matinee)

Age Recommendation: 16+

Price: PWYF - £10

Saturday Matinee has audio description and is relaxed

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Patti-Boo Rae & Friends in The Little Miss Christmas New Year’s Gala

Wednesday 31st December 2025

Everyone knows Patti Boo Rae is a shoo-in for the coveted Candy Cane Crown. That’s why, this year, she’s competing unopposed—or so she thinks.

Times: 9pm 

Age Recommendation: 18+

Price: £20-£25 (PWYF tickets available)

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We're Not Getting A Dog

Wednesday 25th February 2026

A heartwarming comic story about making a house a home.

Times: 7.30pm 

Age Recommendation: 14+

Price: Pay What You Feel

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Fixing

Friday 27th & Saturday 28th February 2026

A show about family breakups, learning car maintenance and choosing the right shade of lipstick to do it in.

Times: 7.30pm 

Age Recommendation: 14+

Price: £3 - £15 

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Our Little Hour

Thursday 5th to Saturday 7th March 2026

A powerfully compelling and hauntingly beautiful musical telling the true-life story of resilience, courage and pioneering achievement in the face of adversity 

Times: 7.30pm

Age Recommendation: 11+

Price: £3-£15

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Amy Mason: Behold!

Thursday 12th March 2026

“thrillingly funny” ★★★★ The Scotsman

Times: 7.30pm

Age Recommendation: 16+

Price: £3-£16

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Jorvik

Thursday 19th to Friday 20th March 2026

A bold new immersive and interactive Viking theatre experience.

Times: 7.30pm

Age Recommendation: 18+

Price: £3-£10

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Ayoade Bamgboye: Swings and Roundabouts

Friday 27th March 2026

The critically acclaimed debut show about suffering (and smiling) from Nigerian stand-up Ayoade Bamgboye.

 Winner: Best Newcomer - Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2025

Times: 7.30pm

Age Recommendation: 16+

Price: £3-£16

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Eliot Smith: Return

Thursday 3rd December 2026

An Evening Celebrating 15 Years of Eliot Smith Dance

Times: 7.30pm

Price: £26-£30

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Covid-19 Policy

Face coverings are no longer mandatory in the venue but are encouraged. We are now selling to full capacity for all performances. If you or someone you have been in close proximity with has Covid-19 symptoms please do not visit the theatre.

New Work

We often show new work, work-in-progress and previews. Please note that the majority of these scripts will be in development during the rehearsal process, and we are often unable to finalise content warnings and running time when tickets go on sale. Finalised content warnings and run time will kept updated on the website, so please check back before your visit if you need this information.

Pay What You Feel

We sometimes offer a 'Pay What You Feel' option for some shows, this means you can come and watch the show and simply pay what you feel the show was worth after but, most importantly, what you can afford.

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Opening Hours 
We are open 11am - 10pm Wednesday - Friday and 6pm-10pm on Saturdays
 

Address
Alphabetti Theatre, St James Boulevard, Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom NE1 4HP

 

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Get in Touch

Phone 
0191 261 9125. Our phone lines are open Monday-Tuesday: 10 - 6
Wednesday - Friday: 10 - 10
Saturday: 6 - 10

 

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Good Boy Rex the Theatre Dog
Arts Council England
Community Foundation, Newcastle Culture Investment Fund Supported by Newcastle City Council
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The Barbour Foundation
Esmee Fairburn Foundation

With thanks to the
Fagus Anstruther Memorial Trust

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