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Caitlin Cook & Avail Comedy present
Caitlin Cook:  The Writing on the Stall
Thursday 24th April 2025

Doors:                         7pm

Performance:          7.30pm

Running Time:        Approx 60 minutes

Tickets:                      General Admission (£18)

Concession (£9)

Suitable for Over 65s, Students, Artists, Unemployment Benefit, Disability Benefit. Please note proof of concession eligibility may be asked for upon arrival at the Box Office.  Complimentary tickets are available for Pas supporting those with access requirements.

No Questions (£3)

If you can’t afford any of the other ticket categories but still want to see the show, then please purchase this one – no questions will be asked. (Limited to 7, in advance and online only)

Age Rec:                 16+

Confessional, immersive, and uproariously funny exploration of bathroom graffiti

The Writing on the Stall, Caitlin Cook’s hit bathroom graffiti musical, has quickly become a comedic, musical, and theatrical sensation, selling out several Off-Broadway runs, national tours, and most recently, the Edinburgh Fringe. Confessional, immersive, and uproariously funny, this one-of-a-kind show—literally set in a dive bar bathroom— transforms graffiti scrawled all over the stalls into the lyrics of her original songs and trail markers along the journey she takes us upon. Through these irreverent, poignant, and often obscene messages, Cook reckons with our shared humanity and what we owe each other. May include: slingshotted panties, milk pistols, and a cowboy dick

 

“After building bits and pieces of this show for years at past fringes and in front of UK audiences, it was so incredibly rewarding to return to a sold out run at the Edinburgh Fringe and seven sold out shows in London last year—shows full of audiences singing along and lining up to talk to me for hours afterwards. I can’t wait to bring it back for a larger UK tour in 2025.”

 

Praise for Caitlin Cook

“The gold standard of musical comedy.” — New York Times

“Hilarious, poignant, and is highly recommended.” — BroadwayWorld

“She serenades the audience to rapturous laughter and applause” ★★★★★ — Three

Weeks

“A very entertaining and unique show” ★★★★★ — AYP

“Beg, borrow, or steal a ticket” ★★★★★ — Edinburgh Fringe Travel Guide

“A gem of a show.” (★★★★½) — One4Review

“Delightfully irreverent, gleefully vulgar, slyly intellectual.” — TheaterMania

“Inventive and hilarious.” — David Cross

“If you aren’t worshipping her already, start now.“ — Ilana Glazer

“Funny and fabulous!” — Cat Cohen

“She’s absolutely lovely, but she wears a lot of velvet, and I hate that texture.” — Daniel

Sloss

“The writing, the songs, the performance, the comedy, the heart—this show has got it all in

spades.” — Jo Firestone

“Go see this show.” — Michael Che

“She's killer. Big fan!” — Mark Normand

“An extremely funny and unique voice.” — Daniel Simonsen

“So funny and also incredibly moving.” — Isabel Hagen

“The bard of the bathroom we didn't know we needed.” — David Goldsmith

“Marvelous. A real story about a human being. Funny, heartwarming, and very rewarding.” — Sean Patton

“The best show I've seen in a long time.” — Steve Rannazzisi

“She's awesome, but beware: her songs will be suck in your head for months.” — Natalie

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With thanks to the
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